Sailor Sludge Coffee
Sailor Sludge Coffee is tongue-in-cheek since ever sailor can remember the sludge we drank that was called coffee, but we provide GOURMET COFFEE from around the world.
We strive to be your one stop shop for the MOST fresh coffee you can buy.
Our coffee is roasted, ground, and shipped via USPS the same day.
Our primary products are our signature coffees of GOURMET COFFEE from around the world. We hope they recreate the coffee experience you had while on a port visit or allow you to have it now since you were too drunk/hung over to experience or remember it then.
What Makes Our Coffee So Special. We have Four Signature Coffees:
Brown Shoe (light roasted blend)
You are unique and so should be your coffee! Light roasted coffee beans allow emphasis of unique and natural tastes of our high quality beans. Three hand selected quality batches are perfectly blended and lightly roasted to create our distinctive and exclusive tastes and aroma of our Brown Shoe blend. Our exceptional gourmet blend is available in a variety of grinds for your preference. Buy Yours NOW
Med Cruise (medium roasted blend)
Embark on a peaceful journey of the senses with our Med Cruise blend. Three hand selected roasts blended for your enjoyment. Roasted to a peaceful and mellow medium roast. Allow for the balance of fragrance and aroma to sail you away to calmer waters. A round bodied flavor provides the same comfort of smooth seas. Our exceptional gourmet blend is available in a variety of grinds for your preference. Buy Yours NOW
West Pac (dark roasted single source)
Feeling bold? Heighten your senses for adventure with our West Pac Single Source Papua New Guinea. Dark Roast Single Source perfectly for your delight. Dark roasts are heated to higher temperatures for longer periods of time allowing for the reveal of darker and deeper flavor. Buy Yours NOW
General Quarters (holy grail dark roasted and strong single source)
Sound the alarm for this bold blend! Robust in aroma and flavor, General Quarters dark roast will exhilarate the senses and stimulate the mind! Roasted in higher temperatures for longer periods of time give allowance for these beans to take on a fearless full bodied flavor experience. Buy Yours NOW
Our story
Sailor Sludge Coffee was born from the memories of countless sailors who endured the infamous “sludge” served on ships—thick, bitter, and barely drinkable. We took that joke and turned it on its head by offering GOURMET COFFEE from around the world.
We know the feeling of stepping off a ship after weeks at sea and savoring that first real cup of coffee in a foreign port. Whether it was an espresso in Italy, a rich Colombian brew, or a smooth Ethiopian roast, those moments became part of our journey.
Now, we bring those flavors to you—whether you’re retired, still sailing, or just someone who appreciates fresh, high-quality coffee. Every bag we sell is roasted, ground, and shipped the same day to ensure you get the freshest coffee possible. Because life’s too short for bad coffee—especially when you’ve had enough of it already.
Our values
- Freshness Above All – Every coffee order is roasted, ground, and shipped the same day. No sitting in warehouses. No stale beans. Just peak freshness.
- Quality Without Compromise – We source the finest coffee beans from around the world, ensuring that every sip delivers exceptional taste and aroma.
- Sailor Spirit – We embrace the humor, grit, and resilience of those who have served at sea. Our coffee isn’t just about taste—it’s about the stories, the camaraderie, and the adventure.
- A Coffee for Every Voyage – Whether you’re on duty, reminiscing about past deployments, or just starting your day, we have the perfect brew to fuel your next journey.
At Sailor Sludge Coffee, we raise our mugs to all who have served, traveled, and endured terrible coffee. Now, let’s drink something worth remembering.